Note to Self - The Vernacular

I am slowly but surely trying to make the following phrases happen (or I just say them too damn often)


Get Epic - Ex. We can go out for coffee this weekend. OR we can get epic and do bottomless all you can drink brunch followed bya supersoaker water fight in Central Park.

And Yet- Ex. You would think that as a successful, attractive, wealthy well known doctor, he wouldn't feel the need to be posting photos outlining his junk to the masses to try to get dates. And Yet...

To the Google- Ex. "What do you mean there was a Smurf with a tattoo? I don't know about that one... To the Google!"